Seriously. This happened.
(This never happens.) You can do it, too.
Step 1: See this piece of art at Target.
Step 2: Want this piece of art from Target.
Step 3: Tell your husband you want it and then realize you've been spending way too much money at Target.
Step 4: Walk away.
Step 5: Find a crate. Any old crate.
Step 6: Tear apart the crate. Carefully. (I started trying to take this crate apart with a jigsaw. Ha. It scared me, all vibrating and whizzing and sharp and all. I put the jigsaw away. Then I stepped on one part while pulling another part away. This worked. I was not injured.)
Step 7: Staple pieces together with a staple gun.
Step 8: Paint the back side for practice.
Step 9: Paint the front for reals.
And you just saved $30. That's a lotta baby food.
A few notes about the lettering: I used the end of a flathead screwdriver to paint the lettering. Not sure I'd recommend it, but it works in a pinch.
See the yellow post-it there next to "most?" I used that bad boy as a kind of ruler for size reference, so that the block lettering would be an (almost) uniform size.
Now go on, get crafty! What phrase would you paint on something like this?